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Knights of the Dinner Table


Just wondering how many of you D&D players have ever read this precious comic... emoticon

I was surfing earlier and found a nice list of player to player "codes" that were used, rather lengthy...
but a fun read for all. I almost posted this in the Off Topic Forum, but I thought
some people might "adopt" things for EQ emoticon


 BLACK JELLYBEAN: Flip the Table and commence brawling.

 TWISTED TOPPING: Order and hide a Pizza from the DM.

 MONSTER MANUAL: continue play as normal.

 FINGER NAIL: Kill all available NPC's for the XP.

 STONE COLD: Argue amongst ourselves in order to stall the game.

 MORE LIGHT: Use torture in the interrogation.

 DISK SPACE: Have Brian conduct a thorough statistical simulation of the
 current situaltion on his laptop computer.

 REMOTE CONTROL: Wander off and watch TV together.

 CATCH COLD: Agree to an NPC's demands in order to backstab them later.


 MAIL BOMB: Send email to Hard Eight whining about a DM call

 PHUDDIPEDUZH(pronounced Phud (rhymes with hood): di (dee) : ped(rhymes >with bed) ush (rhymes with push):The term is a euphemism for a series of expletives that can't be usedin >mixed company

 PURPLE CAT: Help me steal that magic item and kill theowner.

 SNAPPLE CRACK: If all of the Knights are dead the players are to run away and threaento damage B.A.'s car while the remaining player"probably Brian" grabs theDM's notes and holds them hostage until their characters souls can be rescued.

 STEAM FEVER: this code is for when Bob is about to go ballistic and a warning is nescesary

 SPANK THE MONKEY: go ahead and kill one of your fellow players if they have become possessed.(Unfortunatly, this code becomes rather obvious after you use it a fewtimes so we altenate it with other phrases, such as PUT A CAP ON EM, TAKE OUT THE TRASH, or RAKE THE LEAVES. We usually make a new one every time we play so our DM won't know what we are planning.


 PAPER CUP:We've got the DM where we want him, but not for long!

 I THINK I NEED A BIGGER BOX:I wanna catch this guy. He'll make afine henchman.


 SCHOOL'S OUT: Let's take this guy to school.

 VOLLEY: I am gonna set up a defense.


 TANKS: fighters attack.

 HEALERS: Healers heal"


 DAMAGE: Anyone with direct damage attack

 RUN AWAY! RUNAWAY!(repeated): RUN!!!


 TAKE THE JUNKER FOR A RIDE: Time to ditch the DM's adventure plan and have some fun!

 THROW TINDER ON THE FIRE: Get ready to throw the hirelings for cannon fodder


 ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBY: or EAT IT WITH KETCHUP:That NPC who's seemingly A nice/wimpy NPC must die for one reason or another

 CHILI BURRITO: I'm gonna throw a fireball down the next hallway.


 CHILI CHEESE BURRITO: Push that worthless NPC into hallway, too."

 I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER TODAY: My character's alignment has been changed (typically to CE), or my character has been possesed, or my character is really a doppleganger.


 POSTAL SERVICE: The DM seems mad. Maybe if we go easy on him, we'll get loads of treasure/XPs/etc.

 #69 : <censored>


 FORTY: TWO: We're about to learn the meaning of life, in other words the DMs got something planned for our death.

 SPAZ THE DUCK: Hide!!! The DM is going postal!!!


 "THE ICE CREAM CHANT(you know what it is): You lead, I hack, We all play hackmaster!!!

 YELLOW MADNESS ANGER: Tip the table over


 BUTTERMILK 5: group attack a single target

 CHERRY DELIGHT: spill oil on the ground and set it aflame

 RED CANDLE: Move out of the way, a couple fireballs coming online.


 BLACK FRISBEE: I'm blind and about to fire or throw a projectile. Takecover!

 GREEN BELL: Distract the enemy so that the theif can backstab the person.

 WHITE BLANKET: Cover the spellcaster so he has time to finish the incantation and cast the spell.

 PUFF DADDY: The Bard character should use their musical talents to geta few coins (or Benjamins, hence, the codename), diffuse the situation,or simply piss the DM off.

 BABYLON 5: Turn the game into a melodramatic angst fest to lull B.A into a false sense of security, then get Jet Li on all the NPC's asses.

 JET LI: Go ballistic, nutso. Kill everything.

 WATERWORLD: This adventure sucks, bail and go kill stuff

 KING IN YELLOW: The DM is using Lovecraftian material in a non: Call ofCthulhu game.

 ALAN MOORE: Pull out all the stops on the magic, this baddy is atoughie. (From: Alan Moore, the comics writer who did some *great* workon the Superman comics.)

 REGURGITATOR: Suck up to the DM. (From the song: "I Sucked A Lot OfCock To Get Where I Am.")

 EVIL ALIANCES: plot again the king/guy whos paying you, in order to take his kingdon, wepons, magic item,or anything else of value

 BARACUDA: Bum rush the DM when you think he is beingcheap/holding out on XP

 BLACK GUARD: Steal the DM's dice after the game and bring them down toWeird Pete's for testing. (often used when the DM starts rolling in excessof five crits a session).

 SPICY SALSA: I'm wasting the next NPC that mouths off to me : uh,be ready to back me up."

 BRING ME SOME VINE : Let's start a brawl in the tavern!

 MAGIC MAN : At the city gate, let the Bard do the talking.

 RED SHIRT RETREAT: Immediately retreat while it is safe to do sobecause the advancing enemy is delayed while slaughtering the PC's namelesshirelings.

 Talk Some Sense: Offer to Parley with the NPCs to stall them while thethief sneaks around to steal their treasure/backstab them.

 Non: Dairy Creamer: Check all livestock in the area for magical powers.

 Kill the wabbit Get so pi$$ed at the DM you string him up w/ duct tape& rope.

 BATHROOM BREAK:Someone do something to get the DM away from the tableso we can sneak a look at his notes!

 Chosen One : Brian is Prepping a Chain: Cast Fireball: Outta the way!

 Lets Be Nice to Him : Torch To The Groin

 PARLEY: Stall till we can get healed:

 WASTE 'em WITH MY CROSSBOW!: That counter offer was unacceptable

 INSOMNIAC: wait till everyone else is asleepand kill off all the hirelings: they were going to betray you anyway.

 BURNING SQUIRREL: Spill a drink under the DM screen.

 RIGHTEOUS DUDE: Closest player to DM distracts him, so die can bererolled.

 RED ROVER: Check out the cleavage of the chicks playing tonight.

 ANGUS YOUNG: Start shaking uncontrollably, hoping DM screen will fall.

 PRECIOUS MOMENT: Take that, ya sorry NPC.

 POWER VAC: The game sucks tonight : lets go for pizza and drinks!



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Re: Knights of the Dinner Table


Edited for better viewing...

If you did read this before, what character did you most relate to?

Also found a link of some animated versions of several of the episodes... not the best ones that I recall, but if you've never seen it b4, here you go:

Knights of the Dinner Table Animated Clips


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Re: Knights of the Dinner Table


Omg, there is no better comic for ppl who are into pen and paper D&D. Receives the 5 star award from Kazzy, with warning about stomach pain from serious belly laughter. Ever read the "Bag War" episodes? Way too fun, thinking it must be illegal somehow. Kinda like VC emoticon

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