Ryverwynd
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Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
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Last edited by Djarum, 4/28/2004, 9:34 am
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4/28/2004, 7:50 am
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Djarum
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
"Jackassery"?!?
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4/28/2004, 9:35 am
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Berkin
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
You know...I killed an elf the other day...
Here is the account of what happened.
Berkin exuded glee as he skipped through the streets of Fayspires. He had just completed his armor quest in that city and was excited about the increased protection from enemies strikes and poison that the Blue Aura Bracers provided. While leaving the city, he noticed a lone elf wandering into the forest just beyond the view of the city guards.
"What a perfect opportunity to try out my new concoction," thought Berkin as an evil grin sprouted on his lips. "Hey Foxy Lady," Berkin shouted to the Elf, "Catch!!"
The Elf turned to see a small bottle smash against her arm. An orange liquid splashed out of the broken bottle and began to burn through her tunic and the sudden strike of pain almost overcame her. She called upon Tunare to restore her senses and looked at the little gnome dancing a few yards from her holding another of the strange bottles which hit her above her head.
"Why you insolent little dwarf!! How dare you attack and elf," she growled while approaching Berkin.
"I'm not a Dwarf; I'm a Gnome, and your error just granted you another bottle!!!" An orange beaker whistled through the air before it struck the elf, which angered her even more. She had just reached the gnome and grabbed his arm squeezing it tightly.
"Hey Lady!! Stop it!!" shouted Berkin, squirming to get away. She continued to hold his arm and began to beat him with the other.
"This will teach you to mess with an Elf!" She said while continuing to beat the child-sized man.
The vision of the Spiritmaster raced through Berkin's thoughts, then one of his more recent creations blinked into his almost unconscious mind. He raised his free arm, and the Elf woman saw the small tubes lining the inside of his robe just before a green mist sprayed her face.
Her lungs almost ceased functioning as the noxious gas filled them. She released Berkin's arm to grasp her throat trying to restore her respiration.
"This lady isn't going to give up," thought Berkin as he quickly made some distance between him and the Elf. "Looks like you are going back to your Spiritmaster, miss Elf," Berkin shouted as a barrage of bottles errupted from his hands.
The Elf awoke gazing into the eyes of her Spiritmaster. "Beware the Gnomes," she whispered to him as she passed out from exhaustion.
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Carrion
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
We have some pretty creative authors here.
Thanks Berk
-Dan
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4/28/2004, 1:24 pm
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Berkin
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
Yeah...I was inspired by the Prof's and Dearme's earlier posts.
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ProfKaboom
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
Nice
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4/28/2004, 4:12 pm
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dearme
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Re: Barbarians and Elves just don't understand
I love it Berkin! A master of mayhem AND a witty story teller.
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