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So, I’m toweling off after a shower last night when Sarah comes into the bathroom with RL Cirel. Cirel is there to brush her teeth in preparation for bedtime.

She sees me drying off and asks, “Daddy, you dry your ‘gina?”

“No, sweetie. I don’t have a vagina. I have a penis,” I explain.

“Oh, peanuts!”

“No, penis.”

“Peanuts!”

“No—”

“Here, Daddy,” she grabs a plastic tea kettle that doubles as a bath toy for her, “let me put water on your peanuts.”

“No, that’s okay.”

“There!" she mimics a pouring motion. "All clean your peanuts.”

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As a fellow "new dad" that has experienced a few of these situations as of [sign in to see URL].

Also, I'd like to say good job on helping to stem the "naked bodies are bad" mythos in our country.

I've taught my son that he has a penis, and he says the word with no embarrasment or anything. I know at 25 months he may not know embarrasment, but I hope he continues to use the word that way.

That was funny!

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LMAO!! I'd write more but am typing 1handed due to a little one on my lap w/a 100deg fever emoticon

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Hope the wee one is well soon.

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LOL too funny Danny. Better watch out that she doesn't find out about "roasted peanuts".

Wow gnellie emoticon Hope all is well soon.

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quote:

Gnellie wrote:

typing 1handed due to a little one on my lap w/a 100deg fever emoticon



It seems to be going around the Western WA area. M.J. McDermitt on FOX said pollen counts are extremely high, so Cirel has nasal congestion to go along with her fever.

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Cirel is NOT a happy camper right now. It is 1:30 and it is the first time all day she has left my side, lap, arms, etc.
She will drink, but has only eaten 10 grapes.
Gnellie, hope your little one gets better.

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Well, mine is 1000% better today, she's bouncing off the walls already.

The story I was going to share yesterday also involved body parts. (not the racy body parts tho) I'll do my best to recreate Toddler accent.
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About a month ago, Shannon was rediscovering parts of her body. She's very good at knowing what everything is, and of course she wants to get more and more specific now, detailed, ya know? I was changing her diaper and she was playing with her ankles. She calmly poked her anklebone and looked at me and said "That's a marble in dere."

"Oh? A marble?"

"Yup." She pointed to the other side and said "And dat's a yother marble too."

I nearly died laughing, and told her it was her anklebone, she's got bones on her insides. "No! Mommy, I don't have booooonnnneeessss, it's a marble! And a yother marble."

"So you're telling me if I ever lose my marbles I should come to you?"

She looked at me a minute. "Those are YOUR marbles?"

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Hope Cirel is well soon too.

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LOL! Funny stuff!

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Too funny!

I think you hit Toddler accent very well. emoticon

Cirel is doing much better today. She is less clingy and her fever is down. Right now she is napping, which means she isn't out of the woods yet. But she has a much better disposition.

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